If you’re a tiny cardboard robot needing a friend, go ahead and send me an email. Or if you’re a gorilla with a 500 lb bag of money, you can email me, too. Or, I guess, if you’re a person you can email me. That works.
All emails (from robots, primates or others) can be sent to melanie_crutchfield at hotmail.com. I am the very last person on the planet using Hotmail, and I like it.
Also, come visit me on that Facebook website all the kids are using. I think it might be a cult. Maybe you can help me.